As you may notice from now on, I endeavor to slowly augment my blog. I do say "slowly" for slow is the only possible rate of improvement for one so overwhelmed by the internet as I. Not overwhelmed as in I don't understand how it works. Rather, overwhelmed in the sense that there is too much information. Too much advice, too much news, too much to keep up with.
I would like to crawl in a cave...
...and share my stories with my fellow cavemen away from all technology.
Even better, I would like for Facebook, Twitter, and Other-scary-websites to simultaneously and inexplicably combust in a strange and unusual cyber fire.
But perhaps I have offended some of you who enjoy social networking. I apologize. You needn't heed the ranting of a madwoman.
I seem to remember putting something about pictures in the title of this post. You may be wondering about that. Well, let me return to the correct topic. I truly desire my blog to be more simulating for your eyes and brain. Now to reveal the newest addition to my blog:
PICTURES
Wait, how did you know that already? Well, it doesn't matter. To find pictures for this exciting first day of visual beautification, I searched google with the keyword--interestingly enough--"pictures." Most of the results were photographs of animals who have no idea how to spell or use correct grammar, such as this tiny fellow:
Or this kitten here:
I suppose it is excusable since they are animalz...animals.
But the picture that truly intrigued me was this one here:
Why does this woman have such a long dress? Will these stairs support her? Is she about to slide down the stair rail?
Most of my writing ideas start in my head. But a picture like this really does inspire me. I have a writer's exercise book called A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words, but I've only used it a few times.
How about you, dear person who has read this far? Has a picture ever inspired you to write something? Do you actually begin story-hunting by looking at photos?